So, umm, yeah, according to Perrotto the Pirates are apparently close to signing Masumi Kuwata, a 39 year old veteran (huge emphasis on veteran) of the Japanese Central League and they may be close to pulling off a massive six player deal with the Braves. Let's take this one at a time. Close to signing Masumi Kuwata . If I had one question for Dave Littlefield it would be... "What are you, f*cking nuts or something?" His Baseball Cube page doesn't have numbers for 2006 (I think they're a year behind there, even the prominent Japanese players don't have 2006 numbers up), but from 2003-2005 his ERAs were 5.93, 6.47, and 7.24 and his WHIPs for the same seasons were 1.51, 1.61, and 1.77. He will be 39 next year. There is literally not one good thing that can come of this. If we sign this guy and are serious about making him our 5th starter, I might never have any hope for the Pirates ever again. I'm not joking. Discussing sending Mike Gonzalez, Jose Castillo...